Jailbait: a girl under the age of consent with whom sexual intercourse is unlawful and constitutes statutory rape.

So who’s worth it going to jail for? Here’s our top ten. (more…)

It’s been a while now since Living Lohan aired on TV; during it’s short run (it was only a nine episode season, whether it will be back is unknown) it got quite some attention in the media though a lot of it was mockery. I also mocked the reality show about the life of Dina Lohan and her kids; though mainly about the reality part seeing there was none, the show was a bit too clearly scripted. The main purpose of the show however was to launch Ali Lohan’s career. So how did that go? (more…)

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these so it’s just that time again; what kind of strange things are people looking for on the internet? How search engines work is quite simple, it looks for certain keywords within a page and it will display those as search results when someone searches for those keywords in a search engine. There are a lot of search engines but for this purpose we’re only going to look at the results from google that brought people to this page. Simply because it’s the biggest and we’re only focusing on the period of July, August and October so we can look at changes.

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The CW has a lot of shows that feature young actresses or as we call them here starlets but that’s all really. It’s also their main demographic really, the teen market. (more…)

Sometimes you really have to wonder about tabloid journalism. I can somewhat understand there being rumors once in a while; people for some reason want to read completely made up rumors and they actually enjoy it. In some cases however rumors simply don’t make sense; often rumors are based on quotes from interviews or random pictures. When you’re dealing with minors once in a while rumors come along that simply can’t be true because if they were true it would be illegal.

Lets take the rumor that popped up yesterday which started with a picture on X17 I believe; Ali Lohan has gotten breast implants. I have to admit, Ali has shown sudden growth in her chest department. Recently there were also rumors that she had her lips enhanced where again I have to admit that they seem bigger in pictures. Though clips from Living Lohan pretty much suggest to me that it has been achieved by wearing far too much make up. Though I can’t really blame people for believing the lip injection rumor.

There however are several things that make the breast implant rumor complete nonsense, the main one being she’s only fourteen years old. Before a plastic surgeon would operate on someone they would make sure that they’re fully grown. If a plastic surgeon would actually do it the moron would have to be thrown in jail and have his or her license pulled. (more…)